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Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015
mugGet the Cracked Cuntmug.

crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.
I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.
by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009
mugGet the crack-nastymug.

crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.
your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.
by vacrow February 22, 2010
mugGet the crack the tubmug.

spit crack

In rap, if somebody spit that hot shit, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged but rather how hot they're bars are got u fucked up.
"Aye I heard you're freestyle earlier, you spit that crack my nigga."
Ayee I heard ya freestyle earlier. You spit crack my nigga.
by OG StAcKS June 13, 2015
mugGet the spit crackmug.

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013
mugGet the crack-attackermug.

crack a snager

when one goes to guff and let's out little rabbit poos out there bottom!
yo man did you just crack a snager in the line at Poundland?
by IMBACKANDWHAT March 6, 2018
mugGet the crack a snagermug.

pressure cracks

a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.
Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.

Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.
by SteezyMcNice November 20, 2009
mugGet the pressure cracksmug.

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