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Chris

A man that is extremely fat and chubby. However he is often a very jolly person to be around. He is either a love or hate person.
by A Big Bonus September 29, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

"Dude. He got 0 out of 50 on the spelling test"
"He must be a Chris."
by horfenico October 16, 2008
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is the biggest fag you will ever meet.
Fuck there's Chris. What a fag.
by Jacob The G March 31, 2015
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A asian boy with a small pee-pee <3
Damn that asian boy Chris got a tiny pee-pee
by SnoopiePink August 11, 2015
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.
by lovepink10 September 25, 2010
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.
Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.
by Jasonvb69 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.
"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."
by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014
mugGet the Chrismug.

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