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v-cel

n.

A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.

Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.

Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:

incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex

incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.

incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.

incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.

incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.

incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.

incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.

incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.

incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.

incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
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Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".
Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.
by Neo June 15, 2003
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V-some

Noun. A threesome in which two of the parties involved do not interact, resulting in one person being the focus of the attention. That person would be the point of the V.
Joe and Mary hooked up with Sarah, but since Sarah's a lesbian, it was just a V-some.
by findingthree September 29, 2012
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V-Squad

The V-Squad, where V stands for "vagina", refers to an unorganized group of individuals that particularly enjoy saying, in a respectfull way, the english word "vagina" out loud, as opposed to the dirty sounding alternative in their native language. V-Squads may naturally emerge in social activities where participants find themselves bored with too much time on their hands. That V-Squad tag then represents their unofficial bonding on a human level and may, in certain occasions, officially represent the group in subsequent occasions of said activity.
Have you seen the V-Squad perform those amazing tricks at the freestyle kayaking competition last week?

Those frenchies just kept yelling the word "vagina" last night... They call themselves the V-Squad now!
by Zee Aliens March 30, 2021
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V-Giny

A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the V-Chip (which censored inappropriate programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama) and USAF Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).

It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.

Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&).

The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.
Zap Brannigan: That’s no moon. That’s a space station.
Leela: Oh I see. It’s the V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
by gregben July 4, 2021
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Reachy-V

Reachy-V. Noun. (plural Reachy-V’s) Manual stimulation of a ladyboy’s asshole during oral or anal intercourse.
Dave the ladyboy was sucking me off, so I gave him a Reachy-V and stuck my fingers right up his hoop. He loved it, the dirty sausage.
by JerseySausage February 10, 2019
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Battlefield V

The worst economic disaster since 1930s
- Why is Battlefield V so historically inacurate?
- Either accept it or don't buy it
by cass1dy September 9, 2018
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