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River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014
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Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.
Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.
by roninx17 January 11, 2011
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dump rape

1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.

2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.

*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"

2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
by ookie badookie March 11, 2012
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Dagger Dump

What feels like sharp poop inside your intestinal tract. Typically right before your bowel movement.
-Dude! I really have to get home! This Dagger dump is prairie dogging and it hurts like hell!
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.
by sharp poo22 May 30, 2009
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