leg dump

A jumbo leg sized turd.

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.

by Marty Mcfly10 June 4, 2016

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018

Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

by JKRex January 17, 2015

Crash Dump

An excuse to smash your computer.

My computer kept on creating crash dumps when I tried booting up Skyrim, so Ithrew it out the window and smashed it with a hammer.

by WillyOnABus December 11, 2021

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

vapor dump

Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.

I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.

by zingerthegrumpygoddess March 15, 2014

Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.

Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022