Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011

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Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

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Frickin Craig

The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.

Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.

Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.

by Beennnn October 27, 2011

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A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

by baked.tater March 19, 2022

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Krusty Craig

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake

Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.

by Bag Factory December 23, 2021

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