The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Hazlo Ante Que Te Mates<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Hazlo Ante Que Te Mates<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Hazlo Ante Que Te Mates<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Ant-fight

A fight between co-workers.

EX: My co-workers Jim and Johnathan got into a huge ant-fight at work.

by sapphonaut October 3, 2017

Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023

Ant

The marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king

Ant is my marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king.

by Ant’s Fanboy January 7, 2024

ant murph

a sick fucking kid from nogzy

lad tha ant murph is gang

by L11 nog December 13, 2022

freaky ant

Referencing a meme where there's a DM notification from 'freaky ant'.
The ant says, "I told the whole colony about you", emphasizing the freakiness. This name is used to really call someone a freaky person.

Jayden, your new name is freaky ant

by Goontopia June 2, 2024