by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).
The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).
The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."
Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."
Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.
by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

by Idkwhatthisissohimummy October 20, 2020

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

A boy who is VERY VERY naughty and wastes water willingly. He fills up his cup and throws water around.
David: HEY WHY DID YOU POUR WATER ON ME WHAT THE HELL OMG OMG!!!
Water Boy: YES AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN TO YOUR PENIS
Water Boy: YES AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN TO YOUR PENIS
by Chuan Phing Tang November 21, 2019
