A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

A phrase referring to the proportional relationship between a woman’s breast size and her arms or hands. It’s considered a "nice tit-to-arm ratio" when her breasts are slightly larger than her arms, creating a balanced yet noticeable contrast. The expression gained prominence on Reddit following its use by user "dog-on-meth" in reference to the popular streamer "susu jpg."
by radiosmoke February 23, 2025

Vulgar term for the female breasts. Tits are boner inducing, fun bags that range in color & size. Especially their nips. ALL tits are perfect in their own way. Natural small tits are perky and have a soft touch. While big fake tits are great for titty fucking and squeezing
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021

by Down ?x May 8, 2024

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021
