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Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole
God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”
by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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creepy cakes

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love
just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love
by kara-- November 23, 2022
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Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.
Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.
by Snake145 November 23, 2022
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Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt
Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.
by Whoden November 23, 2022
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Ponus cake

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.
He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.
by roroporo05 September 15, 2022
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Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.
"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."
by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022
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