When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).
Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."
by 7drizzy January 10, 2021
Get the Taco Jihadmug. A term often used by the holosexual community, referring to a clear, usually quick drying top coat nail polish with a shiny/glossy finish.
by Bigbadbigbad April 18, 2018
Get the Glossy tacomug. This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.
As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!
by von groovy July 21, 2024
Get the taco friendmug. Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
Get the One handed tacomug. by aximiel September 6, 2020
Get the Holo Tacomug. When kids are at an arena or crowd event and while either standing, sitting, or climbing around, somehow gets folded up into the seat.
Brooklyn was standing on the seat to watch a hockey fight, but she was standing too far back on the chair, and became a kiddo taco.
by d mom kiwi April 1, 2022
Get the kiddo tacomug. 