Chocolate bidet

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021

chocolate soda

diet Dr. Pepper

"I want chocolate soda please"

by Big Gramma G September 6, 2012

triple chocolate dingdong

A delicious hostess snack.

Yo homie pass me a triple chocolate dingdong

by Croutonkiller November 18, 2016

Chocolate Gravy

A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.

Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.

by AmazingIsAmanda September 23, 2018

Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

chocolate frown

To press your mouth and cheeks tightly into your partner's dirty ass crack and go "phhhbbbsssffft" so hard that you get an arc of poo on your face, hence, the "chocolate frown".

"Damn, that bitch got all up in my grill, so I told her to get down there and get her bitch-ass face a chocolate frown."

by ubiquitron May 15, 2006

Chocolate Raspberry Sauce

The concoction of menstruation blood and liquefied poop, though still the normal brownish color, that combines in the bowl of a toilet when a woman drops a deuce.

Sara, why didn't you flush the chocolate raspberry sauce from last night?

by SloppyJoe93 October 22, 2015