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Mexican Christmas Tree

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024
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red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater
by 141ello December 30, 2016
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New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025
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mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025
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Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside
by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010
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Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021
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