Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

Generic Mexican

Seattle, WA

Hattie Nowak. Hatastrophe

A Native American.

Haven't quite earned the respect that Mexicans have gained for jumping the border and making it all way up to Vancouver, WA.

"Hattie is a Generic Mexican"

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

Mexican friday

When you don’t get paid on time

When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday

by Hard worker September 27, 2019

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.

i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater

by 141ello December 30, 2016

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020