Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

chocolate pop

When you pull out a poopy penis and insert in partners mouth.

Jay gave is partner a chocolate pop last night.

by Sky w May 27, 2019

Chocolate

A word sometimes used in place of "weed"

Hey, can I have some of that chocolate?

by EmoLogic101 May 9, 2018

Chocolate Swirl

A "Chocolate Swirl" is when the receiving end of anal excretes semen and feces from their anal cavity

He came in her ass then she proceeded to do a Chocolate Swirl.

by Bobbertdaking December 1, 2022

Chocolate Raspberry Sauce

The concoction of menstruation blood and liquefied poop, though still the normal brownish color, that combines in the bowl of a toilet when a woman drops a deuce.

Sara, why didn't you flush the chocolate raspberry sauce from last night?

by SloppyJoe93 October 22, 2015

Chocolate Gravy

A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.

Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.

by AmazingIsAmanda September 23, 2018