Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard June 29, 2011

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 13, 2022

bro lo polo

fat retard who wears a red hoodie

bro lo polo

by Roland0 May 13, 2022

Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro

Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?

by Fursey O'Veebee October 07, 2022

mini bros

Something an adult calls a group of younger boys.

Had a group of mini bros over for a barbecue this weekend.

by Unsaidname October 06, 2021

Bro Pelini

Common demographic of 40 to 55 year old men at Planet Fitness that look exactly the same as Big 10 Nebraska Cornhuskers former head football coach Bo Pelini (currently head coach at Youngstown State University)

Dude, I saw like four or five separate Bro Pelinis pumping iron today. Wild

by donkeykonga February 11, 2018

Bros before Knows

When the boss comes in and replaces experienced, knowledgeable people with his friends.

I got excellent annual reviews, it was just Bros before Knows...

by Guy in the Know May 12, 2025