Your Mom

A woman who is fucked very hard very often. She is really hot and you are constantly getting teased about your friends fucking her, but the truth is you want to fuck her yourself you motherfucking weirdo (see what I did there ;D)

I fucked your mom so hard last night

by Big PP man hehe stfu woman February 4, 2022

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Hey how is your mom

by Iona jake July 26, 2021

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Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.

What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom

by KoRnbandfan November 3, 2022

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A prostitute

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

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Mom

Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.

Girl from school: Who is that woman?

Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.

by censorlav October 5, 2020

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