Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017

Tit-ter

A tit-ter of women. A group of women on a night out looking for cock.

Oi, Trev! There’s a tit-ter of women over there? Let’s go and join them and see if we get lucky!

by The beautiful cockerel October 31, 2017

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?

Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!

by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017

Tits

Boobs. The breasts of women that oh so many straight men adore.

Hey, see that girl over there? You gotta agree that she has some nice tits.

by RonantheAccuser December 7, 2017

Wobblie tits

Wobblie tits is a nick name for a over weight person

Hey look it’s “wobblie tits” he should join the football team he’d be good

by ndbvwdn l m d,s February 26, 2018