Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.

Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”

by th1sdj October 28, 2020

Its morbin time

When it's time to morb. Or to commit unthinkable especially rape (my personal favorite). I love morbing. Its morbing time!

Its morbin time!
Now pull down our pants!!!! And dont make me hungy!
(*rapes*)

by Morbious guy numba one July 31, 2022

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

Kinky time bomb

When your dick's about to blow during a blowjob and you don't tell her it's coming.

I gave Melissa a kinky time bomb last night and she got creamed in the face.

by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

sexy sexy time

Anything more than a kiss.

I hear he had sexy sexy time?
Oh yeah? So they like, hugged whilst kissing, right?

by DSJones August 21, 2017

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009

All Time Low

this happens to be a band that is life. if this band did not exist, we would all die. seriously. look them up, and if you don't know them already then i'm dissapointed in you. They are the four coolest guys you will ever see. Alex Gaskarth, an extremely hot, quirky, hilarious, lusicous little boy. Jack Barakat, a half dinosaur who is probably the best guy in the world. Zack Merrick, an amazing child with ever-changing hair who is quite snazzy. And Rian Dawson, a super BAMF dude who is like hilariously adorable.

Person1: "Oh my god did you see that vid on youtube from all time low? alex is soo hot and funny!"
Person2: "OMG i know he's my future husband!"
Person1: "Hell to the nahh girl he's mine!"

by your pseudonym? November 12, 2009