on the green

To be high on marijuana, or any cannabis product.

John: You know where Tim is?
Bill: On the couch, he’s on the green.

by Negroidian420 December 28, 2020

Green

Boring, vanilla, soft, innocent

That person is really green

by Ghjllkjn July 10, 2018

green

Is a colour lol what else did you think

The hat is green u dockhead

by A indian August 19, 2021

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008

Green G

A name for Marijuana. Often used instead of "weed" in places where the substance is still illegal in order to not alert cops.

"I smoked that green G yesterday and ended up flying through the galaxy".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT October 11, 2023

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025

Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”

Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?

by Aistr May 29, 2025