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The logical fallacy of demanding that an opponent be perfectly consistent in everything they say or do—across contexts, over time, in every statement—while exempting oneself or one's own side from any such scrutiny. The fallacy ignores that human beings are complex, that contexts change, that learning involves changing one's mind, and that perfect consistency is impossible for any real person or movement. It's the logic of "you said X five years ago, so you can't say Y now," of "your actions don't perfectly match your words, so your words are invalid." The Fallacy of Perfect Consistency is beloved of those who want to dismiss opponents without engaging their current arguments, who would rather dig up old contradictions than address present claims. The cure is recognizing that consistency is not a binary state but a spectrum, and that growth, learning, and context all produce apparent contradictions that are actually signs of life.
Example: "He found a tweet she'd written ten years ago, before she'd studied the issue, before she'd changed her mind. 'Aha!' he declared. 'Inconsistency! Your current views are invalid!' The Fallacy of Perfect Consistency had done its work: avoiding engagement with her current arguments by appealing to her past self. She'd learned, grown, evolved—but to him, that was weakness, not strength."
by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026
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Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
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time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
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Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.
Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.
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Putting on a performance

You can see...
Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore
I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.
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San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts

“Where do you go to school?” “San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts (SDSCPA)” “really? That’s dope!” “Nah man, It’s just Ghetto-ass LaGuardia”
by SDSCPA Muncher :) December 5, 2021
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