Jack Off January

After deep dick december you have to jack off everyday for the month of january.

Are you going to do jack off january?

by 🍔 Burger King November 20, 2018

Killing me off

When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying

Man your killing me off over this.

by BØRĖD December 28, 2019

right off the smack

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.

Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.

by ViHelena October 15, 2017

dic fell off

when your weenie decides to pull a sneaky on you

oh shit my dic fell off

by retarded_chihuahua November 7, 2017

Getting Hit Off

when one person or a group of people go and attempt to hit you offline. this is done in several ways as a threat as just white lies or actually disconnecting your internet connection from using a program of some sort. this is normally done to people who have done nothing wrong but little kids are angry online and decide to ruin your connection for however long

*makes fun of kid online on call of duty*
Lobby:*laughter*
Booter: “ Hey wanna get hit off?”
Guy: “wow really im getting hit off, wow nerd.”

by blissings May 9, 2018

fuck off tom

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt

He's so annoying, Fuck off Tom

by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011