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friend with partial benefits

This is a friends with benefits arrangement where everything goes except sex. These friends kiss, flirt and confide in each other but there is no sex. Some may or may not engage in oral sex.
Sunshine is my friend with partial benefits.
by Yayihuot September 12, 2013
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Your Dad's friend

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.
"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009
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I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now
I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples
by MatteMaker March 4, 2021
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Special Needs Friends

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.
Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
by connicka January 29, 2012
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preg-weather friend

A friend who ignores you until they find out that you're pregnant, and then tries to insert themselves into your life in every way possible. These individuals are most noticeable on facebook and other social networking sites, liking all posts related to pregnancy and babies that don't belong to them.
Can you believe this bitch, she's definitely just a preg-weather friend.
by catrlzz October 5, 2012
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Girl Best Friend

A girl best friend is a young woman who will take care of you as if you were her own brother or sister.
She’ll hype you up and boost your ego when you need it, but she won’t be afraid to give it to you straight when you’re wrong.
She’ll never fail to be there when you need somebody to listen to your problems, anxieties, or insecurities.
She’ll sometimes know you better than you know yourself.
She will love you and have your back ‘till the very end.
Lastly, she will paint your world with her kindness. What more could you ask for?

Now stop reading this definition and go tell your girl best friend that you love and appreciate her. :)
Friend: “Dude... Did Maddie write you an entire song?”
You: “Yep.”
Friend: “And you two aren’t dating?”
You: “Nope. She’s my girl best friend.”
by Oneofone77 August 31, 2019
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adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma April 15, 2014
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