A dirty follon

Ever felt a singular moment in time when the world slows down around you and all of your worries disappear, there is only one thing on your mind....... Charlie Follon’s big juicy ass. A dirty Follon consists of the big man squatting above your sleeping head as he unloads a massive creamy shot into your eyes, waking you up, you then go to town on that ass, leaving no inch of that beautiful booty unlicked. Only then may you rest.

YO I caught Theresa mitchell catching a dirty follon last night!

by Owen melling February 9, 2021

dirty sunflower

It's your butthole, your puckered starfish, your bungholio, your fart box, your backdoor, your grunthole, your perineum, your bootie hole, your dirty basket, your buhoe, your top bunk, your corn pocket, or otherwise known as your hershey hole.

Example 1:

"Hey babe, come over here so I water your dirty sunflower. "

Example 2:

*speaking to cat* "Get your dirty sunflower out of my face!"

Example 3:

"Put that dirty sunflower on my face babe"

by ahkunamatada February 10, 2021

dirty mayceo

When you get a rake a stick up your dads ass singing jingle bells

i went outside so could do a dirty mayceo

by HARD CORE MONKEY SEX February 20, 2021

Dirty Pizza

When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!

*chefs kiss* that's a spicy dirty pizza

by Lemon Isit February 20, 2021

dirty rufus

The act of having sex doggy style, however the power top is fucking using a hoverboard.

A: hey, have you see she Charlotte today?
B: no she cant walk, her boyfriend gave her a dirty rufus

by Melontoss February 23, 2021

dirty belmont

when you’re so sexy your tiddies fall off and a dog steps on them

god damn that’s a hot mom! hope she doesn’t have a dirty belmont

by sexymilflover222 February 28, 2021

Dirty Aidan

The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.

John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!

by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021