tacoing

A boring version of talking. Like when some gaming nerd with autisum starts tacoing about The Legend of Zelda, trying to explain the game, and you pretend that you are paying attention. But really you have no idea. People who taco normally don't stop talking until they have bored themself.

Dude #1: You you have any idea what the heck Trevor was saying?
Dude #2: He was tacoing about some science crap. I got so zoned out.

by WashyShortshot September 14, 2019

Toxic Taco Gas

The result of ingesting Mexican food, mainly Taco Bell

Aw man, shouldn't have eaten that Taco, that shit's giving me Toxic Taco Gas

by Sam Squids August 29, 2019

glossy taco

Glossy top coat of nail polish!

Dang! That glossy taco SimplyNailogical uses is AMAZING!!!!!

by mal.dun April 18, 2018

Vancouver Taco

Invented by Ed. Ed...he invented it

Ed invented the “Vancouver Taco”.

by Vancouver Taco Fiend December 17, 2017

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020