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Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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Bazil Bomb

The "Bazil Bomb" is a mythological creature discovered in 1882 by the famous Jewish researcher Jaiden Pinzer. The Bazil Bomb is known for it's outrageous voice and it's strong scent of gas and beans; the Bazil Bomb is known for noticing things that are disgusting. It's DOB is unknown as nobody besides Jaiden Pinzer (The famous Jewish researcher) and Pomp Ag Mansta (A famous scientist who has a IQ of 420) have encountered this creature. Many people say they believe Bazil Bomb was held captivate in Alcatraz, if you ever do encounter Bazil Bomb and I quote: "hit that jawless fucking potato peel over the skull with a stick covered in lit napalm"-Pomp Ag Manster
We believe that the Bazil Bomb could be real but it is just a myth so the chances of it being real are unlikely
by Pomp Ag Manster IV July 16, 2018
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Like Bomb

The act of going to someone's social media (Instagram, Facebook, etc.) And liking many or all of their posts in order to spam their notification feed.
"Patrick like bombed my spam account"

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by TTIAR1 August 2, 2018
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Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass
Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018
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Dirty Bomb

When somebody erotically takes a shit in someone else's mouth for sexual pleasure.
"Come on Irene, i'll give you a dirty bomb."
by wobblytable August 16, 2018
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Lip Bombing

Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging
Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging

"Random Person talking shit"
Woman: "Don't make me come over there & Lip Bomb you"
Random Person: "What the fuck is a Lip Bomb?"
Woman: "It's the girl version of a Tea Bag"
"Woman runs over to the 'Random Person' & slaps them in the face with her Pussy Lips"
Woman Yells: "Now that's a Lip Bomb"
by PrincessSymbol August 21, 2018
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Dooklear bomb

The motherload of all shits. You are about to drop Fat man on Hiroshima (the toilet).
*Finishes eating a massive burrito
"Fucking Christ man I'm about to drop a Dooklear bomb"
"EVERYONE OUT OF HIS WAY"
by jpstp January 28, 2019
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