When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009

by anonymous October 11, 2023

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016

Giving a double thumbs up, then using both thumbs as an implement of sexual pleasure on a willing female. i.e. inserting both thumbs up a womans vagina with the intent of providing pleasure to the woman.
I went down on this chick last night and hit her with the Fonz Bomb.
I fonz bombed my girlfriend last night. It was hilarious.
I fonz bombed my girlfriend last night. It was hilarious.
by loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

A cocktail made when dropping a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a pint glass of Code Red: Mountain Dew.
by itssweeney July 31, 2024

When you submit all your APUSH work at once to avoid your teacher reading all the IDs and marking you down.
Ham: "Did you turn in all your IDs yet?"
Jacob: "Nah, I'm gonna Bouton Bomb her next week, with 8 units. You should join me."
Jacob: "Nah, I'm gonna Bouton Bomb her next week, with 8 units. You should join me."
by Chez42 May 16, 2025

by BossJim September 15, 2017
