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simp

Besides the more common definition, a simp is also a specific type of pussy, usually a shaven one (but doesn't technically have to be), that from the outside, in its unspread state, just looks like a simple vertical slit, with no inner lippage or clit showing, like a sideways Homer Simpson mouth.
All types of pussies are beautiful, but a simp is a specific type of very cute one.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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SIMP

SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER This is normally used for someone who plays a alot of minecraft
YO go asked PeteDavidson if he want to go to the mall

No he cant hes acting like SIMP
by THEWHITEPEOPLEHATER March 6, 2023
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Simp

A dude so down-bad yugioh player they only play waifu decks to acommodate for the erectile dysfunction, raging horomones, lack of social skills, and void of their wallet because "it gets them off and the decks are cool"
Guy 1: Didn't he just buy a whole box of Legendary Mavens?
Guy 2: Yep, total waifu simp
by NexusDevworks June 15, 2022
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Simp

by YourJerry March 25, 2020
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Simp

A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.
E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.

Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
by Zboomer September 12, 2022
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Simp

The people who make Urban Dictionary definitions on girl's names.
Dude1: "Hey dude have you seen that definition on urban dictionary about 'brooke'?"
Dude2: "Yeah man, the dude that made that is damn a simp!"
by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021
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Simp

Damn he is a big simp
by Drillenissen February 19, 2021
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