Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 5, 2020

Going Nick Robinson

Going to another country to find answers

A: I'm going to to Japan
B: why?
A:To find answers why the domino app ft hatsune Miki YouTube video is deleted
B:You are Going Nick Robinson

by TheMasterOfFart May 4, 2020

go to depression song

A song that you listen to on repeat for hours when you're upset/depressed

Dude 1: "Dude, this is the tenth time you've listened to this song."
Dude 2: "I know, dude. It's my go to depression song."
Dude 1: "Shit. Was it Rebecca?"

Dude 2: "Yep."

by Portugal. The Man December 10, 2017

Going all Trump

To take an unilateral uninformed and/or dangerous and/or racist position on a topic while placing a finger in each ear and chanting la-la-la-la-la

"Senior ! No need to be going all Trump on us. We're leaving..."

by Dating Hot Asian Women June 13, 2016

Going the wrong way

When you realize that your going the wrong way and you don't want to be embarrassed so you look at your watch or you pull out your phone and guess what... Nobody's watching you unless your in the mafia.

"I just realized that I'm Going the wrong way,"

by Kaddison May 24, 2016

going full heisenberg

-In the tv. show breaking bad the main. character named Walter white used the alias Heisenberg in order to anonymously make and sell drugs for his treatments and family welfare. As the show goes on Walter is slowly taken over by the 'Heisenberg' persona becoming colder and more brutal in his methods in his goal to building his drug empire until he becomes its largest villain. "Going full Heisenberg" means when a character. starting out with good intentions becomes an antagonist or villain over times as the plot progresses as they use increasingly brutal or cutthroat means to achieve their goals.

The way that Eren used the founding titan. trying to save Paradis , by destroying the rest of the world, he was going full Heisenberg.

by Raegan's Rock December 16, 2020

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021