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Virgin Mary Syndrome

That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"

Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
by lolcopter:) October 17, 2011
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sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut
Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome
by riot186 February 7, 2012
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PRINCE HARMING SYNDROME

Young women’s tendency to become involved in troubled relationships with the wrong men…over and over again.
"Jane must be suffering from prince harming syndrome. Her new boyfriend seemed sexy at first, but last night he was selfish, mean and disrespectful. He'll probably turn out to be slime...just like her last boyfriend."
by QNY August 25, 2009
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Lil' Wayne Syndrome

People who are just shit but for some ungodly reason unknown to man think that they are THE shit.
Yao Ming Jr.: I am such a fuckin pro at basketball. None of these cats can fuck wid my 6 foot 7 foot dunks. U mad?

Me: ... You bricked your last 4 dunks and you cant even make a free throw.. Are you fuckin dumb or have you just not woken up from whatever dream you were having?

Other Guy: Leave him bro, he's suffering from lil' wayne syndrome.
by Your Mom's BOB April 9, 2012
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girl interrupted syndrome

A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.

At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.
Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.
by nymphpop September 30, 2021
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Jaden Smith Syndrome

When someone looks concerned at all times.
girl 1: "Why does Jessica look so worried all the time?"

girl 2: "She's not worried, she just has Jaden Smith Syndrome."

girl 1: "Oh. What a bitch."
by tastytacofridaysinmyass May 28, 2014
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Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.
Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
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