Lung rape

When a bong rip hits you so hard it feels like your lungs are getting violently raped by the bong.

"yo Kyle just took a hit of my bong and he got lung raped."
"Oh shit he can't stop coughing!"

by Alivingfryingpan December 19, 2025

Swag Rape

Seeing an objective forceful difference in two people's swag.

Mason: Yo bro my fit is fly, I'm swagging on everyone!

Joe: Nah bro, look over there, you are getting swag raped.

by JJ226 January 1, 2026

Penal rape

When you are bored in math class, so you decide to shove your pencil up your bro's anal hole.

I Penal rape leo during math class

by KungErik January 13, 2026

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

Pulling a Raker

When you do something most people would see a retarded but you don't. Like stepping on a rake.

Man you pulled a Raker last night and left with that hairy dude.

You were "Pulling a Raker" chatting up that hairy fella last night.

You don't see it till it hits you in your tiny face. Just like stepping on a rake.

by NotAmberbutclose December 3, 2011

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017