Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

O&D

Origin and Destination

"She is my O&D!"

by hahaha7140 May 22, 2016

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

O shit

What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.

Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"

by Shayeiguess January 19, 2018

o dang

when you have your bestfriend tell your crush you like him then he leaves you on open then you have her text back that y’all were joking and this is is response

O Dang

by billybob2573919 January 20, 2018

O-mehr

The phrase you say when you’re waiting for a response to your friendzone text

“O-Mehr! Can he hurry up and answer my text even though I friendzoned him I don’t want him to hate me”

by jaudiwidbwbdvs January 21, 2018

M/O

Is short for months old.

My baby is 5 m/o.

by Emkiz January 22, 2018