Executive Shit

Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.

Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?

by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Type shit

The phrase you use as a filler word at the end of a sentence. It’s a slang words for you understand .

I was gone off that Larry Bird last night, pop in gold bottles, getting lit, you know, type shit.

by Sikstoe September 9, 2023

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019

Drac-shit

It's a demonic situation. or a satanic stuff

I heard screaming, some drac-shit goin on...

by Abdirahman Askar(alien November 22, 2020