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Crusty iPad Kid

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
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9/11 kid

the one kid at every school who’s birthday is on 9/11. they have to sit and endure all the videos and documentaries about the attack. people make jokes about them being ‘a terrorist’ because they are happy on that day. i personally am a 9/11 kid.
friend: “what day is it?”
9/11 kid: “it’s 9/11!!”
friend: “why are you happy about that?”
9/11 kid: “it’s my birthday.”
by liberty jole May 31, 2020
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The Unpopular Popular Kid

This is the type of kid, who isn’t really popular, but they’re known by everyone. They like to game and are doing good in school but slack off.
by HeyyItsAJ January 4, 2022
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Creepy Kid movie

A yawn-inducing sub-genre of Hollywood's inferior breed of horror-lite thriller films of the 2000s. It's typically a film that attempts to take everything that was great and terrifying about Damien's character in "The Omen" and "make it new."

Typically there is very little creativity and much recycled, cliché film-making techniques. An example is how every somewhat frightening or suspenseful scene is ruined by obnoxious orchestral cues intended to add to the tension, but ironically just serve to defuse it. Such an effect really only seems to act as a moral narrative or guidance and bracket the semi-interesting parts in these films so the audience can't take the film too seriously.

The commercial formula usually consists of a 90-minute run-time, rated PG-13, sprinkled with just enough names to draw in and slightly frighten (hence "horror-lite") its core, money-making crowd: white, American suburbanite teenyboppers on dates.

Needless to say, these films should be avoided. They offer little to no entertainment and insult the horror genre. Any producers associated with these films should be ashamed of themselves for funding such unimaginative trash.
Bless The Child, Godsend, The Plague, Orphan, etc.

"Wow, another Creepy Kid movie. I wonder what happens."
by brokenmach1ne December 3, 2009
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Kidnap Kids Kristmas

A challenge where you must kidnap as many kids as you can.
Hey, dude, I'm gonna attempt the kidnap kids kristmas challenge, WANNA COME!
by deepforce November 19, 2018
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Garbage Can Kid

A. an insult branded to anybody who is deemed extraordinarily terrible at something.
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA
"Drew never wins when we play scrabble. He's so bad he can barely crack the hundred mark."
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"
by Pigpenamus December 17, 2009
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Billy The Kid In The Fridge

Some child ghoul shitbag from Fallout 4 who got stuck in a fridge before the bombs dropped and will follow the sole survivor around until they either take him to his parents or sell him off to be a slave, he will also call them an asshole every now and then.
by OHMYGAHDBILLY September 24, 2017
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