Jizzy Effect

When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.

- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect

by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021

Alp effect

(ALP) Effect - this is a crazy effect alp is from china and is Asian if u play with him u like to eat animals if u trio with him or do wagers with him u will turn into a china person u will also be very washed and get kicked out of a team and brag about being a discord mod. Also u turn very weird

Im feeling Chinese's today (alp effect

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Kunal effect

When a guy named Kunal literally has phenomenal luck and gets whatever he wants

The Kunal effect is real.

by hehe999999 November 25, 2021

Jess effect

The person who turns everything around then Pinterest friendly for the world to witness

She had an aura similar to the Jess effect

by Grate creates December 1, 2021

Ramchurun effect

When a person with darker colored skin whom which is not of african descent still makes use of the n word. sometimes this effect starts from childhood, however in most cases this illness is gained after the subject gets a perm (curls) or dreadlocks

He got dreads and don’t know how to act, he gotta have the Ramchurun effect for sure

by cockgobbler51 December 13, 2021

Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.

Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.

by Butlerman December 13, 2021

Futurama effect

The effect caused by an artificial and arbitrarily imposed wait on an action you're waiting for a human to process even though it could and should be completely and totally fucking automated in 2021. The human in question at the end of the waiting period will literally pick up a clipboard or look at some excel sheet and click process on some 90s looking terminal program to make whatever you're waiting for happen and ultimately relieve you of the agony. Named after the Futurama storyline of them unfreezing people after x amount of years have passed from their death.

- Hey Marge, that international wire transfer you were waiting for has finally came through after 20 days, must have been a mess to process for them.
- Nah, I think we're just unknowing victims of the futurama effect.

by nordurljosahvida December 23, 2021