Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

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Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012

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Lee Balls

1. The infamous balls of Lee known for impregnating many women.
2. A cool nickname for a friend with the last name 'Lee'

1. Lee balls got my sister Mariah... This would be her third.

2. Hey, look it's Lee Balls! Repping his Lee swag #pimpasians

by Mookasha January 26, 2013

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CYBER BALLS

A sneaky, insecure, scared pussy who doesn't have the balls to say something to someone in person but goes on a website to do it.

Marlene was afraid to tell me what she thought when she we were working together, but said it on the internet because she has cyber balls.

by yayauno November 4, 2012

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Spiky Balls

A poorly-shaven scrotum.

"I don't know if I'd fuck him again, he has spiky balls."

by daapdude February 10, 2012

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Tumurz Balls

Its something you say instead of saying tomorrow. Its like tomorrow with more swag. Its swagtastic.

The evolution of the term tumurz balls:
Tomorrow-tumurrow-tumurz-tumurz balls

Girl 1: Hey Julia I cant wait for your shindig tomorrow night.
Girl 2: Hellz yeah i will see you Tumurz Balls

by Wordlywisesassuppppp April 8, 2012

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