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Glossy Taco

This Glossy Taco is dries quickly.
by Nail tech April 18, 2018
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.
by kvtee June 27, 2019
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Taco docking

I checked Pornhub for their new taco docking vids, pretty awesome.
by Msm1738 January 27, 2018
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taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Taco pinata

A mexican who gets on your fucking nerves somtimes <3
Mexican: your a mushrum Me: stfu taco pinata
by Rubberbandeater May 14, 2019
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