slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

SLAP

Acronym for “Sounds Like A Plan”

A fun enthusiastic but short response to a proposed plan.

Cole: Let’s get beers after work today!

Andi: SLAP

by Urbandiclover July 23, 2021

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023