Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
Get the Hug A Choccy Cakemug. by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024
Get the Cake ahh nigmug. When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015
Get the chilli welsh cakemug. by eclisped April 27, 2023
Get the Birthday Cakemug. The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
by baetastic February 14, 2017
Get the Funnel cakemug. When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
by Sir yitz January 4, 2021
Get the cake manmug. 