Jack Johnson

Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.

Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.

by Zaggerty January 3, 2005

Jack Nasty

When your female sex partner refuses to have sex and you masturbate until she gives in.

I had to do the jack nasty last night to get laid

by mk6turbo June 2, 2014

Car Jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

by torkhum May 6, 2006

Jack P

Jack p is one of the stupidest people you will ever meet. His intelligence is absolutely garbage. He usually stays in his room all day and plays GTA. He gets no hoes. He will never get any hoes. Usually has a mom who everyone makes sexual jokes at. Absolute Loser.

Wow that’s kid is a Jack P.

by JimTheDude May 28, 2019

Jumbo Jack

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.

Bobby was horny and lonely late one Saturday night, and so took to "Jumbo Jack"ing himself off.

by Skamando March 10, 2009

Crapper Jacks

A slang or pun on the U.S. brand snack Cracker Jacks used for a lower or less derogatory term of the word "crap"

After the teenager was defeated in the video game he quickly exclaimed "Crapper Jacks!"

by Pyromaster13 November 28, 2009

Jack in the Box

A person whom gets in bed before their spouse,pulls the covers up tightly to their chest or mid-section. The individual then passes gas under the covers trapping the suprise. Once the bed time partner approaches the bedside, the person under the covers quickly removes the covers in the direction of their partner thereby throwing the previously trapped fart at their still standing partner while simotaneously yelling POW or BAM.

After chilli and burrito night i got to bed early to set up an epic jack in the box.

by Bryan S. Silver February 3, 2014