Hot ass

Something that is ass but you need to emphasize how horrible it is

Yo nigga this song is “hot ass”

by BenShapiroEpic123 February 24, 2019

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ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

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ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

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Fractured Ass

Noun: A horrific injury to the ass bone (coccyx) that generally only afflicts stunt cyclists. Can only officially be diagnosed by physicians.

Of all his long list of injuries, washed up stunt cyclists Dean Devin boasts the most of his Fractured Ass.

by KingJamesDaTurd December 6, 2020

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A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

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