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National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic
by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021
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National Soappy Tiddy Pic

Any Girl of your choice has to send you a Soappy tiddy pic
Sage-Hey it National Soappy Tiddy Pic

Sofia- Ok here we go
by Daddymaster1029392 September 13, 2021
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National Respect Women Week

Throughout Any week it is now—

!National Respect Women Week!

Men, have made multiple days into holidays where they believe they can do inappropriate acts to women.

For Example—

“National Sucks Dick Day”
Someone believed they could make June 24th into a national day dedicated to sucking men’s dicks.

National Send Nudes Day

Someone believes they can make EVERYDAY into a day where women send nudes.

National Grab Ass Day

Someone believes they can also make EVERYDAY into a day where they can grab a girls ass and expect them to not be mad about it.

“National Eat Pussy Day”
Again on June 24th someone believes they can make a day to eat out girl.

National Kiss Your Crush Day
Someone believed that since they made a post on Urban dictionary they can give everyone permission to kiss their crush without consent on October 22nd.

Of Course Woman made some of these too, but the most LIKED, the most VIEWED, were made by men thirds women.

On this week, or any week you choose, OR ANY/EVERY DAY, disrespect men like they disrespect you.
If a man touches you in a way you don’t like and a way that put disrespect towards you, Do It Back!

Women deserve respect ✊

The beings who give birth ✊
The beings who hold a person inside of them for nine months ✊
The beings who bleed for a week every month ✊

Respect Women

National Respect Women Week

And week you choose
Or and day
Or every day
by UhmHiRespect April 7, 2021
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National Eat Ass Day

Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day?
by Skater677 May 28, 2018
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Global Republic of Armed Nations

The Global Republic of Armed Nations (GRAN for short) is a player created alliance on cybernations, a popular browser based nation simulation game, often being referred to as one of the best and most steadfast alliances in the game.

GRAN is an alliance who, after defeating a trouble maker alliance called Digital Horizons, they become targets of slander, vandalism, and numerous homo-sexual related insults both on and off the game by Digital Horizons members, who have been known to be homosexuals themselves.
1.) <MortalCombat> I'm so angry that my alliance was destroyed by GRAN, that now I make gay jokes about them to compensate for my own feelings of inadequacy.

2.) <MortalCombat> I wish my alliance never messed with the Global Republic of Armed Nations alliance!
by Aryan83 July 31, 2009
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National Leak Nudes Day

On June 16th everyone who has nudes must leak them. It can be payback to someone or you just feel like being a asshole
Bey i ga send dis thot ass round cuz its National Leak Nudes Day
by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER June 16, 2019
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