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Zombie Fart

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.
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shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.
by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
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Veggie Fart

A silent fart that has no smell due to nutritious eating(vegitables).
Dude do you feel a breeze? is there a window open in here? "No." You just cut a veggie fart didn't you?!?!
by Notorious December 2, 2004
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fart breath

when lyndsay has one of her uncontollable outbursts and rips a huge fart with poop involved. She loves poop
by hammy the hampster November 24, 2003
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Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor January 7, 2016
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Fart Fetish

A rather bizarre activity in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and fap to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even advice columnist Dan Savage is adamently against it.
Lisa:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.
Matt: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
by Donna Louisa October 2, 2010
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unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022
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