April Baby

A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'

1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit

by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017

helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff

“Duck is a helmet baby “

by tkotone February 1, 2022

baby haqq

It is commonly used as a song, referring to the world famous "baby shark" song. To be used when coughing only.

Baby Haqq do-do do-do do-do-do
Baby Haqq *cough* *cough* *cough*

by Hence Process April 12, 2019

Babied Out

Babied Out. When you party so hard, that you crap yourself.

Man, Phil just babied out on the floor! Get that party animal a diaper!

by DrPornSak February 26, 2011

Baby Uncomfy

A response to when you are feeling uncomfortable in a given situation.

Weird relative: *Goes in for a hug*
Me: “Baby uncomfy”

by IJUSTaBaby1999 November 5, 2018

Bush baby

Heterosexual female who is close friends with lesbians. (Female version of a "fag hag")

She loves the company of lesbians, she's a total bush baby .

by Jeebika August 28, 2020

Ate the babies

When a cute, adorable, and/or generally wholesome character does something disturbing enough to significantly diminish or eliminate their appeal. Derived from an episode of The Mandalorian(Chapter 10: The Passenger) in which Baby Yoda casually eats the eggs of a frog alien mother, a mother who is desperately trying to save the last of her line. The action, while played off as a toddler's naivete, was disturbing enough to disrupt the appeal of the otherwise popular Baby Yoda character.

Similar in nature to the phrases "jumping the shark" or "nuking the fridge".

I used to really love Baby Yoda, but then he ate the babies.

by Ethereal Tea November 9, 2020