Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

dirty vonn

Yo damn daddy

Dirty vonn is my daddy!

by POLO SUPRA May 15, 2020

Dirty Griff

The act of cutting the inside of a girls vagina and putting the blood on your dick for the girl to suck and spit the blood back into her vagina

Guy 1: man, she is a freak
Guy 2: how so?
Guy 1: she did the dirty Griff with her parents in the room

by Hot dog water420 January 18, 2021

Dirty Chuck

Being reincarnated to come back as a parasite that is flushed down the toilet and it's only job is to feed off the shit in a septic tank.

I can't believe you broke my heart I curse you with a dirty Chuck.

by Tee Racys gonagetcha August 16, 2021

Dirty Victoria

A wotsit/Cheeto In between the toes.

Look out she’s got a dirty Victoria

by Rachelcollins July 6, 2021

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Cameron

When you’re fucking you’re coworker in your work parking lot and you start sucking his dick and your stomach does a big URP and you and him both think you just threw up on his dick but really you just burned.

I’ll never fuck her again. Not after we had that Dirty Cameron scare.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022