Ass-Twin

Noun- a butt-buddy, the other person in a sexually active homosexual relationship, gay male sex partner.

Did you hear that Christopher, Richard's ass-twin, is going back to San Francisco this weekend?

by Lingued November 14, 2010

honk ass

Really huge, overly large, too much of a quantity

My Mom went to Costco and bought a honk ass box of Brownie mix - we can feed brownies to the whole street.

by KQuilt November 22, 2010

ass lawn

Hair on the ass. Either on the butt cheeks or close to the rectum.

-Dude, my girlfriend has a lot of ass lawn.
-Tell that bitch to shave!

by Assgina Man January 14, 2008

ass garage

When you pack six or more fat people in a station wagon for more than an hour.

"Holy shit, did you see that car?"

"Hell, yeah, it was a total ass garage."

by pyroblack December 19, 2007

ass-tatt

tattoo of an American flag on your ass

Wow, nice ass-tatt. I can't believe how more American you are than me.

by Ryan Shannon March 27, 2008

ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 18, 2008