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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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Roll Jug

The act of going to the Old-stone Jug, a college bar to the students of Colgate, located in little Hamilton, NY.
by revTOL February 18, 2022
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Sour spring roll

When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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Cinnamon Roll

to describe someone who is "sweet", "curvy in all the right places", and "ideally filled with cream"
"that girl is my cinnamon roll" Josh said, "same man, same," Steve responded
by Nutt Man September 28, 2018
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Swiss Rolls

The best f*cking snack Little Debbie has ever made. Even gods eat them.
Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
by Yeet Pete February 9, 2019
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