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FUCK OFF MODE

When somebody is in this type of mood you dont want to mess with them. i.e. stay the fuck away
When Rambo stood on the back of a Jeep and shot seven shades of shit out of about a million enemies with a huge machine gun....he was in FUCK OFF MODE
by jonny and pete yeah? October 2, 2009
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rub-off factor

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009
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yer off the team

1.a phrase that determines you have done something wrong and are no longer viewed as an equal.

2.to be lower than yourself

3. the opposite of being on the team if in fact you once were, and if you weren't, see the first two definitions
1. "hey did i say you could use my stick? yer off the team!"

2. "hey asshole!!!!!!!!!! YER OFF THE TEAM!"

3.captain-"hey curtis, you wanna get me a beer?

curtis-"Not really."

captain-"ya know what? YER OFF THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!"

4. in case of a slibe swamp donkey who keeps yelling football stars it might be that he's off the team, unless he gets the captain a beer
by captain grease July 12, 2009
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Kick it off the ground

Take away the handicap/Do it your way.

This comes from highschool football(American) when the extra point is about to be kicked. Some highschools use a tee to hold the ball after it's snapped, although most do not. If a kicker doesn't want the tee, he asks his coach to remove it and kick it as it was meant, off the ground.
Coach: Go ahead and kick it.

Kicker: What's the holder putting on the ground?

Coach: The tee you're going to kick off of.

Kicker: Really?

Coach: Fine, kick it off the ground.

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Person1: Let's go through the mall, it's quicker.

Person2: Fine, kick it off the ground.

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Golfer A: I'm not going to use a handicap, but you can.

Golfer B: Fine, you go ahead and kick it off the ground. I'm taking the strokes.
by NeonFlame126 September 29, 2009
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beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.
I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!
by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010
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Hop Off The Dangles

a word a phrase that means stop following me or "get off my case" but a better way to say it
child 1 : i think someones following us
Child 2 : i know lets ask him
Child 1 : are you following us
Child molester : yaaaa :)
Child 2 :hop off the dangles wierdo
child molester : :(
by xD nM . December 15, 2009
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rappin off the drome

rapping off the top of your head in a good fashion also just naming off words that rhyme and fit to a classy beat
rappin off the drome in my home

look at that knome made of chrome
by TapThatAllOnTheDrome January 26, 2011
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