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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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red kisses

the type of kisses that are passionate yet soft at the same time. red kisses are reserved for the special people in your life.
harry: “i love your red kisses”

maria: “i love your green eyes”
by theredlipstickmark January 27, 2021
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Tongue kiss

when making out with someone they start to interact with each others tongue rubbing them together while they make out.
we were making out when she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. rubbing our tongue together
by the meat dominates🥩 June 14, 2023
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(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
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Bambi kissed

When someone get kissed by their crush, and they get stiff and red because it feels so good; just like in the Bambi movie.
Chuck: Why is Justin so stiff and red?

Nolen: He just got Bambi kissed. He got kissed by his crush, Jessica, for first time.
by Vanguard 1998 November 1, 2023
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kissing family

when Bill Hader basically mouth rapes you and holds your hands against your will
tayla: have you seen kissing family?
stranger: no why?
tayla: yOU ABSOLUTE WANKA
by queeflicker69 October 29, 2019
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National kiss a flute player day

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023
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