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john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much
John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing
John by johnpi8 December 13, 2022

John him off 

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.
John him off by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

John Doe 

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.
John doe was a mysterious man.
John Doe by deware February 20, 2023
Most John’s are sluts
Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut
John by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

john mathew 

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew
1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"
john mathew by synchii202 March 25, 2023

john henry holliday 

John Henry Holliday is handsome gentleman, sophisticated and highly educated. He lives a simple, yet refined lifestyle.
He is a real man... just like John Henry Holliday.