ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'

a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease

by Cheech. July 21, 2022

Mexican Lava Cake

When 2 girls poop on each other at the same time after eating a lot of greasy food!

"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"

by Satsuki Kiryuuin June 2, 2018

Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025